guess what

- I've never watched Love Actually. 

- I've been half deaf the whole day because my ear wax decided to clog up. I have no curette or whatever to clean it out. This is stupid. 

- During work, i had a kid that kept crying for her mummy. And another kid who wouldn't stop picking his nose when i was trying to teach him freestyle. I think his mum saw me give him "wtf" looks but i don't care. I just got $60+ richer.  

- I got new glasses. They are black and rectangular. 

- Espresso likes eating shortbread. 

- I just finished watching a movie with giant anacondas eating people alive. That was a good movie. 

- My deaf ear is pissing me off. 

What do people take to uni?