weird things

Something i heard during my human physiology prac: "...her cubicle had run out of toilet paper and she was too dignified to ask the girl next door for some so she used a $50 note to wipe her ass...."

LOLLLLLLL...... 

Also, the stomach doesn't absorb food. But it can absorb a few lipid soluble substances like alcohol and aspirin which is why you should drink on a full stomach to delay the effects of alcohol. And eat a fatty meal while you're at it too - fats take longer to digest than carbohydrates and proteins. But if you overwhelm the small intestine with too much chyme at one time you're going to get diarrhoea. 

Must...revise three more lectures tonight.....