little wonders

One day a piece of toast met this little boy. It stared up in awe, wondering why toasts couldn't wear costumes and disguise themselves as well. 

The boy glanced down and thought, "Ten second/hour/month/year rule !!" and gobbled up the poor toast. He was only doing what the Wild Things had taught him. 

Shaking his head, the toast huddled in the entrance of the boy's stomach. He didn't want to battle with anymore enzymes, let alone pepsin this time. "I just want to be a normal piece of toast!" he cried. 

The boy's stomach growled in agreement. However, the boy responded to this by eating more toast but with jam off the ground. Slowly, all the toast in the world was consumed until there was none left. The boy was forced to alter his niche and soon became addicted to berries. 

"heu, quae me tellus" inquit "quae me aequora possunt accipere?"